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contest entryLionblaze: -sigh- im so bored...
Jayfeather: oh sure. try being a medicine cat aprentice for once. you get to listen to everycat bitch and moan if they have to wait for any amount of time.
Lionblaze: i have an idea! come on! let's go into the forest. i can teach you how to hunt.
Jayfeather: i know how to hunt you asshole.
Lionblaze: oh come on. -thay run to the shadowclan border.-
Tawnypelt: oh hey jayfeather! didnt expect you to be here!
Jayfeather: just... hunting... -blush-
Heathertail: tresspassers!!!! oh wait its just lionblaze -sexily-
Lionblaze: oh heathertail. i....
Heathertail: shhh dont speak. -puts her paw over hiis mouth and kisses his cheek.
Jayfeather: well this is awkward...
Tawnypelt: does this make it better?? -kisses jayfeather on the lips feverishly-
Jayfeather: -breaking the kiss- yes....
Hollyleaf: -walks over to see jayfeather mating with tawnypelt and lionblaze mating with heathertail- OH MY GOD YOU TRAITORS!! o.O
Lionblaze: go die in a hole.... you
Teenage TaoismGiving birth is the closest I’d ever felt to dying.
Before that, my near death experiences had consisted only of my silent announcement of pregnancy—silent, being that my social media accounts were all deleted almost simultaneously and I never returned to school in the fall, saying without really saying that I had caught the malicious disease of “teenage pregnancy”. I’m sure the whisper spread in the hallways like the Bubonic Plague. That September, sitting at home on what would have been the first day of my senior year, I imagined friends I’d never talk to again saying “she was only seventeen, and so full of life!” at my absence in the cafeteria tables, as if they were attending my funeral instead of talking about me behind my back.
"Full of life," I had snorted then, folding a never ending stream of what had once been my own baby clothes. "Literally."
I walked around like a zombie for the months of my pregnancy, deciding t
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